Breakup Pillow
💔 The Breakup Pillow That Won't Ghost You 💅
Claire De Lune's Cloud Technology Pillow
The Pillow That Hugs You Back ☁️✨
- 💨 The only pillow that actually feels like a cloud (for real)
- 🌈 Comes with a signature Cloud Case – add extras to level up your softness
- 🧵 Buttery-soft bamboo fabric – for your most fragile moments
- ☁️ Filled with our proprietary Cloud Technology – light as air, but heavy on comfort
- 🫶 Moldable and squishable – shape it how your heart needs
- 🔥 Has a *0% return rate* since launch. Because no one wants to give theirs up.
- ⏳ Colors sell out FAST – we're talking waitlists and color drops every season
- 📦 Ships fast – emotional recovery doesn't wait
🚩 Your ex: ghosted you, barely texted back
This pillow: hugs you every night, always there, never toxic.
📉 Your emotional state post-breakup:
- Netflix playing sad girl hours playlist 🎧
- Ice cream tub = bestie 🍦
- Pillow = actual lifesaver 💗
🌟 Why the Cloud Case Vibe is EVERYTHING
Each Cloud Technology Pillow comes with 1 Cloud Case (our dreamy bamboo pillowcase). But guess what? You can layer them to make your pillow even smushier. The more you layer, the softer it gets. It's a vibe. Collect seasonal colors, match your mood, or gift one to your bestie still stuck in situationships.
🎁 The Ultimate "Sorry They Sucked" Gift
Send this to the friend who just got emotionally wrecked. We promise they'll thank you. Bonus points if you add a pastel Cloud Case or write a breakup playlist on the shipping label.