How to Get Over a Breakup Without Texting Him (Even Though You Want To)
You deleted his number. You blocked him (twice). You even told your friends, “If I text him, break my thumbs.” But 2 a.m. hits different when your mascara’s already cried off and your bed feels like a war zone. 😩
This isn’t just a breakup. It’s a whole era ending. And girl, we are here to *soft girl spiral* our way back to sanity — in style.
💔 Step 1: Feel Everything (Then Upgrade Your Emotional Support System)
Let’s get this straight: You’re allowed to cry. You’re allowed to rewatch the same sad Taylor Swift video 12 times. But you’re not allowed to text him — especially when you're cuddling something better.
🛑 The Rules: You’re Not Allowed to Text Him If You’re Cuddling This Pillow
Meet the Claire De Lune Breakup Pillow — the only thing you need in your bed right now. It's:
- 🩷 Soft enough to sob into
- 🩵 Squishy enough to hug tight through the ick
- 🩷 Supportive without emotionally abandoning you
- 🩵 Made of dreamy bamboo & Cloud Technology fill
- 🩷 16”x16” of pastel perfection, built to hold your chaos
This is the pillow that doesn’t ghost, doesn’t gaslight, and doesn’t make you question your worth. It just hugs back. 🌈
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💅 Step 2: Build Your Breakup Ritual
We’re not just surviving. We’re creating a whole damn vibe.
- 🕯️ Light a candle that smells expensive (he didn’t deserve nice things)
- 🎶 Put on a playlist titled “crying but hot”
- 📱 Throw your phone across the room (gently)
- ☁️ Crawl into bed with your Claire De Lune Pillow
- 💬 Name the pillow after your ex (for dramatic therapy purposes)
Is It Weird to Name a Pillow After Your Ex?
No. It’s self-awareness. It's closure with stuffing. And every time you hug that pastel plush rectangle, you’ll remember what it feels like to be held without conditions.
🧠 Step 3: Hack Your Hormones With Texture
There’s science behind it. Soft, moldable textures activate your parasympathetic nervous system — the one that tells your brain “we’re safe now.”
The Cloud Pillow is:
- ✨ OEKO-TEX® Certified (aka no toxic chemicals near your tears)
- ✨ Filled with custom-blended Cloud Technology that adjusts with pressure
- ✨ Designed to mimic the comfort of a person — without the trauma
🌸 Soft Girl Sadness vs. Soft Luxe Survival
You’re not just heartbroken. You’re becoming a new version of yourself. One that doesn’t settle. One that values comfort. One that’s okay with buying a pillow at 3 a.m. because it felt like a sign.
Choose Your Emotional Support Color:
- 💗 Ballerina Pink – For the one who still believes in love
- 💙 Tiffany-Inspired Blue – For the “I’m expensive and unbothered” vibe
- 💛 Lemon Drop – For petty positivity
- 🌿 Mint Mirage – For your healing, spa-core soft launch
💌 Bonus: Free Gift for Your Glow-Up
Post your Breakup Pillow setup on social media and tag us to get a FREE Cloud Case ($29 value). Because healing deserves a reward.
🌈 You’re Not Alone (But You’re Better Off Without Him)
This isn’t just a pillow. It’s a certified coping mechanism. A comfort object for chaotic girlies. A serotonin-soaked upgrade from every man who said “I’m just not ready.”
You're not too sensitive. You're soft on purpose. Let this pillow hold you until you can hold yourself again. 💖
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