💔 Boyfriend Pillow – The Pillow That Hugs You Back ☁️
🛏️ 16" x 16" of Pure Cloud Technology | For Breakups, Bad Days & Bed Rotting
😭 Not to Be Dramatic… But This Pillow Might Save You
This isn’t your average throw pillow. This is a Boyfriend Replacement Unit™, powered by Cloud Technology™ and wrapped in ultra-soft, bamboo-viscose fabric so smooth it could make your ex weep. 😭
Whether you’re freshly ghosted, going through a breakup, or just hate cuddling humans (valid), the Claire De Lune pillow is here to support you physically, emotionally, and aesthetically. No icks. No situationship drama. Just unmatched squish. 🫶
✨ Why This Pillow Slays
- ☁️ Cloud Technology™ Fill: Ultra-moldable, never clumps, reshapes to your vibe. It hugs back. Literally.
- 📏 16” x 16” Full-Size Design: Way bigger than expected. Not travel-sized. It’s arm-around-you energy.
- 🌿 Buttery Bamboo Cloud Case: OEKO-TEX® certified, cooling, hypoallergenic. Smooth like your best text response.
- 🧼 Layerable Comfort: Add more Cloud Cases to customize softness. Stack your softness like emotional boundaries.
- 🧵 Hidden Luxe Zipper: No scratchy seams. No loud zippers. Just ✨ smooth ✨ like your healing arc.
- 🫧 Hypoallergenic & Sensory-Friendly: No weird textures. No crunchy fill. Just calm, cozy, serotonin-approved squish.
- 🎁 Gift-Ready Packaging: Ships in our ✨ slay-worthy black polybag ✨ with Cloud branding — looks like a breakup recovery kit and ships FAST.
- 🧺 Machine Washable: Because tears are real. And so are mascara stains.
🎀 What You Get (Besides Peace)
- 🩷 1x Cloud Pillow (16" x 16")
- 🎨 1x Cloud Case in the color of your emotional era
- 📦 Gift-ready reusable polybag (iconic)
- 🚚 Fast AF shipping because your mental health can’t wait 7–10 business days
💬 Real Reviews from Emotionally Intelligent Hotties
“😭 Slept on this instead of texting him back. 10/10, would do again.”
“🧠 This pillow didn’t gaslight me once.”
“😢 Cried into it. Didn’t even judge me.”
“💞 Soft enough to hold my breakdown. Also cute on my bed. We love a multi-tasker.”
🚀 Ships Fast, Feels Soothing, Looks Expensive
This pillow gets there QUICK — because healing can’t wait. And when it arrives? You’ll know you ordered luxury. Every pillow comes in our custom Claire De Lune polybag packaging that makes it feel like you ordered yourself a hug (because you did). 💌